So how I got dragged along into this little adventure is somewhat of an amusing little story. You ever have one of those friends whose main purpose in your relationship seems to be to look at you and mutter "you're a dumb ass"? Well, that's me. One day as I sat down to a typical evening of my boring ass life, my oh so very good buddy Kyle IMs me and insists on talking about his next great scheme
"I'm writing a book!" he says "and making a website! You should write for it!" I casually explained to him that 1) Maddox and Tucker Max already went down this road and 2) the existential musings of a cynical attorney whose main excitement seems to be when a new episode of House comes on, does not attractive reading make. But no, he explains, my role is the crucial one, the essential juxtaposition, the voice of rationality and reason surrounded by a sea of booze, lose women, and general debauchery. I get to sit on my throne of normalcy, and declare with authority "you're a dumb ass".
So, right. I'm the boring one. Nice to meet ya.
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